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I also have an iOS published app that has a Google Sheets “backend”: https://subsol.one

It’s an app for finding parties and festivals in Romania, and the sheets choice makes it super easy for my brother and his friends to add parties to the app.

I thought about adding a “real” database and tried some apps/frontends for them, but nothing made it easy enough to update and insert rows for non technical people.

I figured I could just download and cache the Sheets CSV, and use that for the database.

PS: the app is the one I had trouble getting published because the App Store reviewers deemed it“too simple”: https://notes.alinpanaitiu.com/Dealing-with-App-Store-reject...

Sameish here. I made hundreds of flashcards and other "matrixes" of data, this is pulled each time I build the app, which then converts the csv to json and stored in the app.

I also write articles in Sketch, because the app is heavy on illustrations. Using sketch allows me to draw the images directly while writing the articles. It is then sliced and exported into the app through a custom plugin.

Websites or apps backed by a sheet or some other minimalist setup are fairly common. What's noteworthy about the submission is that the website is a sheet, not a layer to render info from one.

You can easily turn a spreadsheet into a small CRUD database with HTTP API using Google Apps Script. I've shared an example a few years ago: https://spreadapi.roombelt.com/setup.

How's the performance?

Good enough

For your next app backend, you should try SQLPage [1][2]

It makes creating a small web form to feed your database as easy as

    SELECT 'form' AS component;
    SELECT name, label, type FROM form_fields;

    INSERT INTO parties(name, date) VALUES(:name, :date);

And creating an api on top of that db as simple as:

    SELECT 'json' AS component, 
      (SELECT JSON_GROUP_ARRAY(JSON_OBJECT('name', name, 'date', date)) FROM parties) AS contents;

[1] https://sql.ophir.dev/ [2] https://github.com/lovasoa/SQLPage

I like the idea of this a lot, but does it provide any way to edit the data?

You write the SQL yourself, so you can do anything you want, including

   UPDATE parties SET name=:name, date=:date WHERE id=:id;

I can’t tell if that’s a sarcasm or “dropbox is just ftp” level of professional deformation.

I'm not sure I understand this comment. The parent asked whether SQLPage could be used to update data in the database after inserting it. I answered that yes, it could.

The update form would look something like this:

    select 'form' as component;
    select 'event_name' as name,
        (select name from events where id=$id) as value;
    select 'event_date' as name, 'date' as type,
        (select date from events where id=$id) as value;
    select 'event_id' as name, $id as value, 'hidden' as type;

and the page processing the form would look like this:

    update events set name=:event_name, date=:event_date where id=:event_id;

If what you are saying is that it's more complicated than a google sheet, then yes, there's no denying that. But it's also an order of magnitude less complicated than traditional web tech, and the result is a real website, not a google sheet.

It's a little bit more complicated to set up than a google sheet, but it's less complicated to use afterwards.

I didn’t realize it’s your project, so probably it hit personal, which wasn’t my intent. And I should have posted under the first comment to avoid making it even more confusing.

So I beg your pardon.

But what it really meant is that this sort of a technical solution may appeal to a developer, but not to regular users, not the ones who just updated spreadsheets for their website yesterday. Looking from that “mere mortal” point of view, and when it’s suggested by a person who isn’t yet known to be an author, in that context it feels like a 50% sarcasm and 50% our common geek stereotypes. I understand what SQLPage provides for a technical person, so please treat my comment as a joke which it is.

Thanks for the response, I was looking at your site from mobile earlier and it didn't jump out at me that it could also be used to edit data (tho I now see it mentioned clearly). Might be worth calling it out in a section as easy editing.

Btw how would you compare this to https://datasette.io/ which is the first thing that came to mind? Is yours a bit more developer oriented?

Hey, that's a good question, and the tools do have some overlap. Here is my (totally biased) comparison:

- datasette builds one single website and API, which you cannot customize, on top of a SQLite database. It is a little bit ugly, but very efficient to help you discover your own dataset, and make some quick data analysis. If you're concerned about restricting public access to your database, sharing it may not be ideal.

- SQLPage does not build anything for you by default. You need to write at least two or three SQL queries to make a useful website on top of your database. This requires you to already know the schema of the data you are working with. But this allows you to build visualisations of your data that look the way you want. While Datasette mainly offers tables, SQLPage provides forms, graphs, lists, tables, data cards, and more. The results tend to have a more polished and professional appearance, and your database remains private. Only the (parameterized) queries you create yourself can be executed by website visitors.

Furthermore, a significant distinction is that Datasette exclusively works with SQLite, while SQLPage can connect to SQLite, Postgres, MySQL, or SQL Server databases.

I haven't quite had a chance to set it up and play with it yet but one thing that I think is missing is that there is no clear way to write to it via api. I know it's not exactly the main purpose but I'd really like to be able to shoot data over from wherever and then let my friends/family easily see and edit it in the GUI.

Anyway it's a great looking tool and wishing you the best with it!

Thanks for building this, and for the sample code :)

Although what sheets excels at is batch editing and collaboration, which is really hard to get in an SQL frontend. My brother usually runs a Raycast workflow I wrote for him to extract a small number of party data as TSV which gets copied in clipboard. Then in sheets he can just paste that to get full rows and columns populated.

After that he and his friends start proof reading and cross referencing social media data for each row, and Sheets makes this super easy as they can see each row highlighted with each user’s color so they don’t step on each other’s toes.

Your solution is still very good for other use cases and I think I already have one in mind. My father always wanted to maintain a list of up-to-date prices for the vegetables that sell in my hometown’s large wholesale market.

Django provides an admin page that makes it easy for non programmers to update SQL tables so thats worth looking into as well

> Although what sheets excels at

well played

This looks really good, but I had to pass on it because I couldn't find screenshots or, even better, a demo site. I think that would really help sell this.

The official website for SQLPage (https://sql.ophir.dev/) is written in SQLPage.

The sql source code for it is here: https://github.com/lovasoa/SQLpage/tree/main/examples/offici...

The site also links to this little collaborative game written in SQLPage: https://conundrum.ophir.dev/

The github README has code snippets and associated screenshots: https://github.com/lovasoa/SQLpage#examples

There is also an official repl.it that you can fork to quickly try it online without having to download anything: https://replit.com/@pimaj62145/SQLPage

And SQLPage cloud is coming: https://sql.ophir.dev/your-first-sql-website/hosted.sql

This is all good, but you're making a mistake I see many people make: If one person has this experience/questions (me), then many of your other visitors will. Answering here will answer my questions, but it won't answer everyone else's questions.

My recommendation would be to have a clear "see a demo" button, which leads to a website that showcases the most common elements I might want to have on such a page (a form, some graphs, etc), maybe with source code close by.

I agree. I was looking for the same thing.

They’re not easy to create but side by side code/result demos like the ones I saw on https://imba.io/ make it very clear on what I’ll be getting into as a developer.

You are right. I'll update the website !

Take a look at SeaTable.

Your choice is a reasonable one! I have built entire CMS systems that pull data for thousands of users from sharepoint spreadsheets.

Realtors and doctors, mostly.

I made something very similar for our company's internal directory. HR is used to maintaining Google Sheets and fit really well into their workflow

I love your website. The design and aesthetics is so pleasing.

FYI they are rising money to save their kid https://gofund.me/d012bb5b the tech side is fun but the most important link is hidden and I see very few donations rolling it for it to be home the HN front page

After years of dormancy, a surprising new chapter in the using <table> for layout debate emerges.

I lol'd, thank you.

RETVRN

The most adept practitioners can create pixel-perfect bitmaps by minimizing column widths and row heights and tweaking background color cell by cell.

Someone implemented Doom in Excel https://youtu.be/J2qU7t6Jmfw

  Please try to understand us
  We’ve said goodbye to Kansas
  Since time immemorial
  (hyperbole, millennial!)
  <table> has been my <canvas>

With slightly larger granularity, and for somewhat more mundane purposes, it's also a neat way to present QR codes. Especially good for QR codes via email, since no attachment is required and almost every client supports tables.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror.

...and were suddenly set to `display: none;`

While this site has some similarities to reddit, HN is not reddit.

If you click on the Tab 'FRANCES CHANGED MY LIFE' it shows that band members John and Zoe have a daughter Frances. They're raising money to fund research into Frances' rare neurological disease:

"Frances has a rare genetic mutation that causes a degenerative disease called DHDDS. In the last few years, breakthroughs in medical science have made it possible to develop a treatment. Unfortunately, it's extremely expensive. We are telling Frances’story in hopes of raising enough donations to fund her treatment."

https://www.chrisblackchangedmylife.com/donate

Hopefully the HN traffic boost can help drive some donations and new research into treating neurological diseases. Donate!

These things always make me uneasy. On the one hand, I understand they are in a very hard situation. On the other hand, donating to research into rare neurological diseases will literally save hundreds of times fewer lives than donating to "effective" charities (https://www.effectivealtruism.org/)

That’s some harsh utilitarianism.

Effective altruism has worked out pretty well, hasn’t it?

Is this a reference to Sam Bankman-Fried ? He was a promoter of effective altruism and also a fraudster. But I'm not sure why that should prevent non-fraudsters to also promote effective altruism.

His perspective was literally that being a fraudster is OK if it nets you billions of dollars that can go toward significant causes. It's at the core of "effective altruism": the ends justify the means.

So yes, he was a shining example of why "effective altruism" is just an excuse to do terrible things / make small improvements in the world.

He denies being a fraudster to this day.

As is his right, of course https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/02/technology/sam-bankman-fr...

Yes, he is definitely guilty. But he had never said "it's ok to steal if you give to charities". Not does anyone in effective altruism, I think.

Not all lives have the same subjective utility to the donor. When pressed into making a choice I think most would rather save their own child’s life than a million random children in Africa. If someone likes the band I imagine the donor would feel more utility in helping them than saving a greater amount of people they have no connection to.

> most would rather save their own child’s life than a million random children

The idea of effective altruism is that this is immoral, and that our instinctive behavior of being so indifferent to the sufferings of those we don't feel "close" to should be fought against.

Sure, but there is no reason to think that universal utilitarianism is the correct moral philosophy. I think lots of people get trapped into thinking from these universal principles in the abstract and it’s important to remind that that’s an absolutely arbitrary, and not-natural-to-humans, way of thinking about ethics. Our view of other humans absolutely doesn’t, and shouldn’t, start from an uninformed prior.

Charity begins at home. It's immoral in my -ism to send money halfway around the world, while ignoring the growing misery in your own city. Similarly it would be immoral to sacrifice your own child to save the lives of two strangers. If EA'ers really acted according to their ethos, they would be harvesting and donating their own children's organs. Two kidneys, two lungs, a pancreas, a liver, and a heart could help a lot more people than the one underdeveloped being they're currently hosted in!

Sam Bankman-Fried did a pretty great job proving how awful "effective altruism" can end up.

Believe in something? Donate your time. Donate your money.

As a fellow fan of effective altruism, I really don't want people to think of it as the group that shows up whenever someone is asking for help and says "Don't help them! You should be helping these other people instead!"

Empathy is crucial for motivating people to give to any cause, and it's a crucial part of why I'm involved in EA. If someone's first/main exposure to EA is along the lines of "you should ignore this cause which touched your heart, because numbers", it's not going to resonate. I want people to be excited about the good they could accomplish by donating to EA-aligned charities, not feel like I'm trying to press some distasteful obligation onto them.

Also, it's not a zero-sum game in practice. People can be inspired to increase the total amount they give (so giving more to effective charities doesn't necessarily mean giving less to other charities they care about).

This is correct, and my initial comment was naive.

Why isn’t the band doing a charity tour to donate the proceeds. The fans can pay to enjoy the music and the band donates a boatload of $ to the cause that is near and dear to them.

Now might be a good time to mention the band Vulfpeck's website, which is refreshingly stripped-down and no more flashy in it's design than Craigslist. Aside from it's custom typeface: https://www.vulfpeck.com/

The site is a little light on content right now because there's not much going on with the band, but going back in time you can see how crisp and functional the entire thing is, even when loaded with information: https://web.archive.org/web/20200417092603/https://vulfpeck....

I really like Vulf Mono. More bands should make their own typeface.

Similar one that I love from Nicolas Jaar with major indie-hacker vibes, albeit a less sick typeface:

https://nicolasjaar.net/

I love his mixes, this is great!

> which is refreshingly stripped-down

Until you look at the HTML source.

I love this band.

But this is actually a terrible idea.

Artist websites (IMO) have an actual purpose, keeping your audience updated with tour dates for one. Agents and venues looking for promo pictures. Festival planners looking to get a sense of your style etc.,

Artist websites have a variety of audiences.

My bet would be that they started tracking tour dates on a Google Sheet and decided to share it to a tour manager and here we are...

Agents and venues can look at Instagram or other socials for promo pictures and styles etc.

Hmmmm ideally you want them to look for your best images not some random after show picture from a fan on social media.

Websites make it easy for you to control your promo material ( EPK).

They have their own instagram account.

My guess is that this is a funky artistic choice, and that they used to have a "normal" webpage.

I checked with the wayback machine, and it looks like my guess is correct. I clicked randomly into an archive a few years old, and here's 2016 website looking a lot more like what you describe http://web.archive.org/web/20160303191156/http://www.portuga... .

I guess an audience that you left out in your description is people appreciating the experience of looking at the website or the artist themselves wanting to make a statement. I think the band has thoroughly "made it" so to speak, and doesn't have to worry too much about most of what you mentioned. They do list tour dates in their google sheet and also can sell out pretty large venues easily, and I don't think there are any festival planners who don't know who Portugal, the Man who have any chance of nabbing them for their festival.

Ahhh that totally makes sense. Thanks for researching and sharing.

Portugal The Man is "made" but my concern was that the new bands that are still struggling to make it should not take inspiration from this and create a google sheets website. That would be terrible for their career.

I would hope that a website wouldn’t make or break an artist. It’s about the music after all. Outside of looking at this post, I don’t think I could tell you what a single musician’s webpage looks like. It’s not something I ever look at.

For concerts, I tend to look for who is coming to venues near me, rather than looking at 200 band websites and hoping they are both on tour and near me.

Do most people go to the band’s actual site to learn this stuff?

If you already know a band's music or an artist work it may not matter as much.

But for artists who are not well known, a website can help make a great first impression.

I found this Apple Music for artists page a good intro on why promo/marketing materials are important.

https://artists.apple.com/support/1121-why-an-electronic-pre...

For a great many people, the artists own website is the last place they’d look for the artist.

YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Spotify would all rank much higher.

Even as someone who doesn’t do social media, I would still turn to YouTube and Spotify before I’d even bother looking for their band website. In fact the only time over ever visited an artists website in the last 10 years was to buy merch from their official stores.

Furthermore, people’s first impression of an artist is seeing them live at a festival, as a support act for another band they went to see, or even just that artist playing in the bar. Maybe they heard that artist on an independent radio station. But it would always be about the artist. Literally no one would have heard a band name and think “I will check out their website before I bother listening to any of their songs”. (Or at least if anyone does, they’re not the kind of people who give a crap about music so wouldnt be buying their albums nor going to their gigs anyway).

I’m not saying your advice is bad per se, just that you’re vastly over exaggerating the importance of a good website for people’s perceptions of an artist.

Maybe I am not thinking through this enough but... why? Social media accounts and artist pages on streaming platforms showing up at the top of Google search is probably more important than their website.

Yep. When was the last time you went to a bands actual website to find info? Spotify has tour dates. You’d follow them on Instagram, they share music and dates, links to merch stores there. The website itself means pretty much nothing these days so you can take some creative angles. So many smaller bands I’ve worked with who are growing don’t have one.

Surprisingly, I am listening the latest Rolling Stone album right now and I wanted to check if they will tour our town. I went to their web site to check it and to my surprise I was not able to find any tour info there.

Not a counterpoint, just coincide I guess.

Maybe they got tired of paying some web dev money every time they needed to update their page. With Google Sheets they can do that themselves.

They are not the only band to do this. My fav small Dutch band Woezels do the same, just for lolz https://woezels.nl/

That's even better because it seems to allow anyone to edit.

brutalism through free corporate spreadsheets

could you _get_ more indie than that?

>indie

You misspelled “pretentious”.

Most ways of putting up a conventional website don't make updates easy, unless you buy into some whole system, or pay someone. If Sheets is familiar and works, why not?

Arguably the fact that the website is more likely to be accurate and up to date this way makes it more user friendly.

My 75 year old mother who struggles with the remote still can update her church wordpress.

Funny related story: I have nearly 2 decades professional webdev experience, including a cumulative decade at a FAANG and a "decacorn". My HOA was looking for someone to take over maintenance of their website for events and photos and other super basic stuff. I volunteered along with some other lady who only had experience maintaining her church website in WordPress.

The board chose the other lady without even talking to me "because she had deeper WordPress experience."

The site still looks and functions like it's 1998 /shrug

Sure, but there are a lot of options these days which are much nicer to look at. For example you can easily share Notion documents as websites.

Why should they care whether it’s nice to look at?

Hacker News isn’t exactly pretty, and I hope it never will be.

Sadly these days social media fulfills that requirement.

Not really. Social media is feed based. Finding "on demand" info such as "when are they playing in my town?" is a nightmare even with pinned posts.

First result for "when is portugal the man playing in my town?" via Google. https://www.google.com/search?q=when+is+portugal+the+man+pla...

https://www.songkick.com/artists/400418-portugal-the-man

The "Track Artist" button at the top of the page will let you subscribe to all future dates inside a radius of your town.

Nightmare avoided. :)

All of your stated purposes are effectively communicated via this spreadsheet.

I don’t understand. It seems to be doing exactly the job you specified.

> tour dates... pictures

All that stuff is here

Nah, this is 100% an artistic choice.

I think it's awesome, just the kind of fun thing they'd do.

I saw them live last year and they had the stage lights off the whole show, you couldn't see them at all. They closed with their big hit and played the Beavis and Butthead clip making fun of it first. I think they're a little (playfully) antagonistic

But all that information is on the website

> But this is actually a terrible idea.

A lot of people say that about a lot of art. 'Terrible ideas' can be very, very dope though. IMO mapping their primary domain to a fuckin' Google Sheet is banger hah.

> Artist websites (IMO) have an actual purpose, keeping your audience updated with tour dates for one.

Those are there, though? Also Google returns the 29 tour tracking/ticketing platforms in their trailing results behind the primary domain. I think the fans will be ok...

> Agents and venues looking for promo pictures.

> Festival planners looking to get a sense of your style etc.

Bruh it's Portugal. The Man. There is one agent (theirs) and venues/festival "planners" (???) aren't "looking" for promo photos – they're delivered by their agent and/or management with restrictions, guidelines, and approval for promotional use only. They can't just pull random media off the internet for promo.

Nobody is trying to determine their "style". That's been clearly defined for a minute (decade+) now. If anything these people are selling PTM, not the other way around.

> My bet would be that they started tracking tour dates on a Google Sheet and decided to share it to a tour manager and here we are...

I can guarantee you that's incorrect. You don't think they plot & plan & intelligently deploy their entire, well... everything? For months on months before we see it? Nobody fumbled about, tweaked the layout & styling, and toggled the Share function on the Google Sheet organically haha.

Band websites used to be very much about an art experience and very little about conveying any kinds of facts.

Back in the early 2000s homepages of artists like Radiohead were quite avant-garde and you’d be lucky to learn anything really.

That was a time before almost everyone got almost all their information about everything from the internet.

> homepages of artists like Radiohead were quite avant-garde and you’d be lucky to learn anything really

You can shorten this by eliminating the "of artists like Radiohead" from the phrasing, and it will still be true of many businesses.

You'd think that when an organization shells out money to someone so they'll grab a domain name and set up a site for them, it would be for the org to have a depository for their content just like TBL intended—and they can piggyback off the ubiquity of the Web so those resources are retrievable/accessible with pretty low friction. Weirdly, a whole industry of people specializing in e.g. Wordpress or CSS-framework-du-jour have managed to pull some sleight of hand so that the world at large doesn't have expectations that are anything like that in mind and instead thinks that the purpose should rather be little more than something like a visually stunning brochure (or billboard) that's already out of date the day it's published—and everything the business relies on to actually operate and communicate will happen either through Facebook or is created in a facsimile of a 90s-style office suite and gets shuttled around via email or Google Drive (or simply never leaves the machine where it was created).

Pretty weird fuckin' milieu (and expensive), if we're being frank.

PTM has won a Grammy, they don't need planners to get a sense of their style. If anything, GSheet might be their styles.

Love it when a band does something weird or interesting with their website. My favorite is The Strokes:

https://www.thestrokes.com/

There's also https://redfoo.com/

If anyone is wondering, this looks a bit like a syndromic set of phenotypes resulting from the mutation(s) in DHDDS. The mutations are hitting a really bad part in the glycosylation pathways, where I can imagine impacts on a massive number of proteins. I’m assuming this is a hypomorph, as if you lost function of this gene completely, it’s hard to see how any cell can survive.

No one was wondering that about Portugal. The Man’s website.

From the website:

https://www.chrisblackchangedmylife.com/donate

It looks like John Gurley has a GoFundMe to help research a treatment/cure for his daughter's genetic mutation: https://gofund.me/d012bb5b

Since it loads everything at once, navigation is very snappy, which I really like. I'd rather let the whole thing load once than wait every time I click an internal link.

They're playing with Good Kid!

A few years back I was in a tech interview in San Francisco, and after the fact I hung out with other candidates in the city. One of them was from Canada and told us he played in a band. This is the band! Happy to see this project still going strong and gaining traction!

This would be a decent idea if the mobile site wasn't terrible

We've gone full circle from Word home pages to spreadsheet ones now, yay

I love these guys. I'm not sure what learning this means for my fan ship. They never struck me as a particular no-frills aesthetic type of group. I wonder if they made this themselves or there's some story behind it.

They're being rebels just for kicks

How long have you been feeling it?

Since 19:56

Actually works well to get the points across (on desktop, at least), and is interesting from an artistic perspective. I enjoy it as an interesting anecdote, but it does make for a comparatively miserable browsing experience!

Spreadsheets: the original no-code platform. I like it. Infinitely scalable, easy to update. Most of the time when I go to an artist's site it's to find tour dates or merch. This does both okay.

About that scaling…

I’ve seen workflows with data chunked out into multiple excel files because the results exceeded the row limit (4 million?) Going through all that by hand was a pain, and it took hours to go from a flat file format to spreadsheets. Parquet took this down to seconds, and provided a rich data analysis API.

Spreadsheets scale for small to medium-ish workflows and are very much a drag for anything remotely “big.”

Can we implement a locking mechanism with purely using google sheets ? Example think of a hotel room booking system

I'm surprised that Google Sheets hasn't been throttled on that url yet.

At one point I provided live tracking data to a popular event site using Google Sheets and advised their web team to create a local cache of the data and refresh it every 10 minutes. Instead they ignored that advice and included the document itself into the home-page. The document was hugged to death within about 30 minutes of going live on a four day event and it took days for Google to increase their throttle, at which point it didn't matter any more, since the event was over.

I realise that Google has infrastructure to handle this load, but an international event, with a (then) Google Apps account, was unable to make enough noise at Google to fix things in a timely manner.

> I'm surprised that Google Sheets hasn't been throttled on that url yet.

It is for me. I get a banner saying some features are disabled due to high traffic.

This makes me want to see an electronic act with a Github repo for their website containing markdown docs for tour, merch, etc.

You're giving me ideas haha

If anyone is interested one of the founding members Dewey Halpaus has a podcast called Peer Pleasure Podcast.

He interviews other bands and often speak about his time touring and going through the music industry. I believe in addition to the podcast he also works a tradesman in Oregon.

Great Idea for Anyone who just needs to point people in a direction to find them.

It’s a pet peeve of mine how selectively the “don’t editorialise headlines” guideline is enforced

The title accurately describes what's interesting about the submission, no hyperbole or clickbait. What's wrong with that?

Nothing. That's the point.

There’s a difference between headlines and page titles imo. A (good) headline already tells you what’s interesting about a link, whereas a page title may or may not.

Similar to Hyukoh's[1], although it is actually multiple documents. P.TM seem to have gone all in, which is neat.

[1]: http://www.hyukoh.com/

A fun funky idea. Sad I can’t think of a ton of HN worthy ideas of musical acts making newsworthy tech-empowered quirky choices. The last thing that comes to mind is Radiohead making In Rainbows pay-what-you-want.

What about when U2’s new album appeared on iPods automatically?

True. It was newsworthy, albeit in a cringeworthy way.

This is why I was never interested in U2. I'm sure they made great stuff before I was born, but my primary exposure to them as a kid was Apple iPod ads. It turned me off them and I have ignored their existence ever since.

One Hacker Band is a robot band that plays real instruments.

Vulfpeck fans won’t shut up about the fact that the band made their own font.

If it works it works?

Doesn't work so well on mobile though :(

If it doesn't work it doesn't work.

You speak the True True.

Works fine for me, with the caveat that my phone screen is so big that it doesn't actually fit in my hand

Does it not work, or are you just saying it could be better?

There’s a huge fixed unclosable signup overlay at the bottom so the viewport is limited. Also the content is not scaled down so you have to pan on two axis. Some text is so long it doesn’t fit in the viewport. Nearly literally unusable.

Yeah I mean… it’s clunky but it does get the job done…

Haha that's funny. Surprisingly functional as well.

Website's definitely suffering in performance while having a grand total of .. 37 viewers.

Idea shamelessly lifted from Zack Fox.

https://zackfox.com/

So that would be Portugal. The Man. The Website. The Google Sheet.

Thanks very much I'm here all week, try the Beef Wellington.

Reminds me of "Coupon: The Movie: The Ride" https://youtu.be/LLnoLmCqT30

I really enjoy Portugal. The Man, so many good days in the sun playing their music over the years.

I once made a google sheets social network facebook clone, just because I thought I could. Shared with some friends (who each got a protected tab). It was dumb.

"Some tools not available due to huge traffic." Why is gdocs shitting itself while handling 28 concurrent users just viewing a doc ?

Lol, I wonder if this has caused issues for Google

I’m sure it’s slamming a (hopefully very) fast cache since the load is all read.

The Sheets UI is showing only about ~33 viewers.

It’s over for frontend devs, no code has won

If only.

This is a pretty good idea to be fair.

this.

If you live in Japan, maybe.

The problem with this website is that it's filled with popups suggesting to accept cookies, privacy, and stuff. Before I ever see an unobstructed web page, I have to perform about two or three clicks accompanied with intimidating text descriptions.

The more clicks the better, right? More clicks is a sure sign of improved engagement. But seriously, it is not.

The issue you describe is a general one driven by regulation and not specific to this website

> driven by regulation

It’s driven by privacy invasive practices from the services. I have never created a website that showed popups or required people to “accept” anything, because I respect the people who visit them. The websites who say they “value your privacy” while at the same time revealing they have “1542 partners” (yes, really) they share your data with are the problem.

It’s as if the milk industry were peeing in your milk, a law passed saying they could only do that with consent, and you complained of all the pee warnings being driven by regulation. I mean, technically the warning are only there because of regulation, but the law isn’t the thing to criticise there, the behaviour which lead to it is.

This doesn't work well on mobile devices. Hopefully it doesn't become a trend.

I got, "Some tools might be unavailable due to heavy traffic in this file.".

And a huge cookie popup and a massive signup banner

seems very difficult to use on mobile. i suppose it doesnt matter since most people buy tickets through third parties.

Fucking incredible.

truly headless CMS

truly CMSless head

many websites _should_ be this tbh. lmao

A big javascript mess that doesn't work on phones?

I can't tell if you are talking about most websites or Google Sheets.

Yes

There used to be a nice file format for this called HTML...

They should be an embedded google sheet that is impossible to view properly on mobile and that gets locked if too many view it?

This looks so bad on mobile lol

"A country is a group of people," guitar player and vocalist John Gourley explains. "With Portugal, it just ended up being the first country that came to mind. The band's name is 'Portugal'. The period is stating that, and 'The Man' states that it's just one person" (any one of the band members).

I'm not expecting a lot from their song writing after this statement.

> I'm not expecting a lot from their song writing after this statement.

They are actually quite a well-known band, so you shouldn’t be so cynical. People on HN love to judge things before they know anything about it. This band has won a Grammy award, but you were content to assume the worst for trivial reasons.

A band name is not trivial. It doesn't seem they spent any time or effort thinking up a good one (unless of course there is a marketing angle here, and the name (and band?) was entirely manufactured).

Let’s be real, the Beatles is one of the worst band names ever. People often name their band when they are young and they get stuck with it.

If Portugal the man is manufactured (entirely baseless claim) they did a pretty terrible job with it. They recorded and toured for ~15 years before getting any mainstream success.

Granted. But 'Portugal. The man' seems particularly cack-handed. Worse to me as I actually live in Portugal currently, it would have been nice to see some sort of connection.

You must be a lot of fun at parties.

Indeed I am!

I think you're thinking about this a little too hard. It's music. Listen, or don't.

Ah but words are important. I'm disappointed by their word smithing (in the explanation, if not the actual naming).

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