They should have called it upgraded performance. The 404 page loads blisteringly quick!
If nothing loads nothing gets cached and you can get in a cycle of very slow 404s.
The current abomination I'm working on avoids this by caching the errors and serving them for several hours...
One of the worst outages I witnessed was due to negative DNS caching on the most outer router that took the company a few (3 or 5) working days to fix *after* issue was identified.
Is this a designed self-cache poisoning? Abomination indeed.
Degraded in relation to 99.90÷ spread across the year.
How on earth did you make that typo? I'm honestly intrigued, do you use an ime?
+×÷=/_<>[] ... Samsung Keyboard on my phone.
I'm a moron. I typed in the divide symbol. What an idiot I am.
Obviously I should have typed %
They do kinda look the same if you tilt your head i guess :)