TOS are a joke made up by lawyers. I don't have to sign a TOS when I buy a cucumber, and I don't get my cucumber revoked if I stick it up my ass rather than eat it as was "intended".
No reason to complicate commerce just because it happens online. TOS needs to die in favour of a few simple standard rules.
A cucumber is a good, not a service.
Nope, that's not a contract because there is no consideration.
Receiving a service is consideration.
If you reply to this comment I expect $10000000000 and your firstborn.