Meanwhile I've been wanting like a 4-channel stereo analog mixer with nice slide pots and a UV meter per channel since the 80s...
I've got a big Tascam here that is from the 90's (32 channel) and it absolutely rocks but it's also physically large enough that you won't be taking it anywhere. But you never have enough channels ;)
I thought that phenomenon was primarily due to oxidation.
Hmm, maybe get a used 80s mixer and use the hardware as UX for a digital mixer (with some algorithmic smoothing of the inputs)...