I wrote a finished software once. It printed “hello world” to the console.
Also, how do you handle locales - "Bonjour le monde" and "Hola Mundo" should be table stakes for an actually finished hello world program.
If you wrote it in C, I wouldn't be surprised that in a few years time you'd have to check a few security policies before you can actually write to the stdout file descriptor. And in JavaScript, the top level "console" object will probably be removed to avoid possible namespace clashes.