The next best thing is a 3090 or the like with a broken PCIe power connector or some other minor defect. My 3090 is simply missing the bit that holds the clip of the power connector in, however it’s a snug fit anyway and with the cables crammed into my case as they are, I don’t think it’s going anywhere. I paid $200 less than market for that 3090 as a result. Less than a gram of plastic. $200 off.
Meanwhile, as the article points out, AMD is nowhere near as hostile towards its customer base, and modified Radeon cards can apparently be had for $100 or so (from China). The caveat of course is no CUDA support, so it’s kind of moot.