Amazon could fly hundreds of their more commonly sold items into a typhoon and distribute them over long distances while using very little energy
Maybe we could also solve some problem of garbage dumps? Build all the garbage dumps on a route of frequent cyclones and the trash just disappears the next Tuesday!
I don't want a cyclone every Tuesday. Not even to get rid of the trash.
Progress doesn't wait for anyone!
The cyclone supply will be fixed and unresponsive to demand
We could build ramps near common cyclone routes in order to launch the trash into space at escape velocity or at the very least into low earth orbit
...And it probably have odds of reaching the intended recipient similar to their "leave packages on urban sidewalks" program.
Nothing more regularly scheduled and reliable than a typhoon
Um, theyre putting (nontraditional) sails on cargo ships now, does that count?
There are apparently also green shipping company using newly built "actual" sailboats.
We live in strange times.
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