Also, I wonder why we don't have electric planes. Sure, batteries aren't there yet. But we could have a jet turbine used as a generator (actually done quite often as a portable ground-based power source, it's really cool), a series of batteries to store the power temporarily, and electric fans to move the plane forward.
So if the plane's engine is actually on fire, you want to lengthen the process the flight crew has to go through to extinguish it?
Remember that "engine fire" actually means "plane could be seconds away from a jet fuel explosion".
A notable recent exception was QF32. This incident came very close to ruining Qantas' zero-passenger-fatalities-on-a-jet-aircraft-ever streak. It started as an oil leak in engine #2, due to an oil pipe that was manufactured incorrectly. This then lead to an engine fire, and shortly after that, a turbine disc explosively disintegrated, launching three high-velocity fragments radially outward from the engine, severely damaging the aircraft, before the crew could even react to the fire.
* Prescribing dangerous alternatives? Check.
* Suggesting technologies that don't work? Check.
* Using "just" to underscore to the simply nature of the topic? Check.
As for electric planes, there's work going on but there are a bunch of issues.
You know, you're right. Electrical fires have NEVER brought down an aircraft. :/