Oh gosh darn you kids. During peak Covid I got calls about COBOL code I wrote in 1981 for Ranger Insurance company because it's still used for some reason at Igloo for ice buckets after the companies merged 40 years ago.

And don't get me started on the Cold Fusion code I wrote in 1997 that probably still is buried somewhere in the Epic software that generates mycharts for HIPAA compliant doctor/patient reporting. Last year I was almost arrested for hacking when my real name triggered a security flag that I might be doing something evil when I really just needed a colonoscopy.

Think the internet is forever? Try being scowled at for innocent code you wrote as a kid.

And stay off my lawn...