If you're not doing a unicorn style deployment (100% of users) then you're SOL.
K8s is probably the best/closest thing we have to a workable service "package manager" for server environments. It's a fairly reasonable way of packaging and deploying random stuff to random servers in a sustainable and secure fashion when all you're trying to manage is a small dev pipeline or a prototype/homelab type setup. Instead it feels like the community is trying to skip right over some of the most beneficial use cases for the tech and go straight to nonsense unicorn land.