You're a web developer but your mental map of the web consists of "documents" on one end and "applications like a video game, video/audio/level/text editor(s)" on the other?
You haven't in your career, stumbled across web (sites/apps) that sit somewhere on the spectrum between the extremes of "document" vs "app"?
It strikes me that there's a fairly even distribution between those two points - even if we discount all the misguided "could have been a static site but someone decided it had to be an app" decisions.
I actually agree with you on reigning in javascript but I think much of the web is poorer without it. We had an answer for this years back and it was called "progressive enhancement".