I asked not be tracked years ago. I set all the “do not track” switches and you did it anyway.

Now you want me to do this? I’ll do the same as you and do it anyway.

I wanted to be exclusively exclusively opt in only years ago, but you couldn’t fathom that being an option.

So me watching your ads isn’t an option I’ll fathom.

I wanted to get ahold of your support for help or concerns and you ignored me.

So I’ll ignore these plees too.

Want to make a deal? Ok: allow me to 100% opt out of tracking, for real. Allow me to use the products without your dumb cloud attached. You first, then we’ll talk.