You're not saying anything counter to what I said.
> You cannot trust the scrappy startup OpenAI
Not saying you do: Azure has a dedicated capacity driven GPT-4/3.5 offering that you can stick in your VPC with everything from PCI to HITRUST certs. These are the things that come out if you actually care about delivering solutions vs jumping to deliver the right sounding words for the figureheads like "We'd never trust those scrappy OpenAI guys!!!!"
> Quite the opposite -- every single tech person would love to make our data someone else's problem (and get a big career boost from dealing with cloud tech instead of the dead-end that is local sysadmin!).
You're attracting the least equipped people who tumbled into what you just admitted is a dead end trajectory, usually paying below market rates as a result, and then expecting them to outperform the people paying the most money for competent security outlays with much bigger fish (Azure is working with teams that need FedRAMP, DoD certs, HIPPA compliance, and much more)
The end result is that you end up with a poorly maintained leak sieve of an infrastructure in which Azure would likely be the most secure component you have to lean on in your entire organization.
You say:
> because the people who actually give a fuck about the risk NEED to have granular detail of what data, readable by whom, is stored exactly where and for how long, and how can you make sure, and how do you know that access is scoped to the absolute minimum number of people, and is there a paper trail for that
They don't care about risk, they care about flawed perceptions of risk that don't align with reality. These are the same companies that get pwned for years through some basic social engineering, and all that they ever have to show for it is audit logs that show who ac... ah wait no one ever actually checked the logs and it turns out they're useless because subsystem X Y and Z aren't even connected to it.