Is that how that works? The guy with no experience in the job, does nothing all day, rejects work holistically, lives in his parent basement, is the single best person to do everything in the world?

I'd think he's a depressed, useless, complete loser. The only thing I'd trust that guy with is my *coffee order, and that's questionable.

I know you're mostly repeating a meme statement on the internet, but I'd wish it not be repeated, because we both know you don't really believe it.

*I don't drink coffee. Probably never will.