Hmm… when I meet someone worth loving, I’d rather it be like proton decay via positron, with a half-life of about 1.67x10^34 years.
Hahaha. I love this.
Marriage is more like a good wood fired furnace. If you put in the effort it will keep you warm and happy. If you forget to tend to the logs and the fire your home will grow cold and unwelcoming.