UK Address Oddities (2018)
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For those who aren't native British/English-speaking, this is presumably a cute reference to the village's name of *Owls* Green, since at least in the UK the onomatopoeia for one of an owl's sounds is "too-wit too-woo", to which "two-eight two-oh" is similar sounding.
"too-wit too-woo" sort of isn't the sound of an owl... it's the sound of two tawny owls, it's a female call (the 'too-wit' bit) followed by a male response! :)
(Ref: https://www.wildlifetrusts.org/wildlife-explorer/birds/birds... )
[1] woo entry, Cambridge Dictionary:
NOTE: "Let's be having you" is a cliche Dixon-of-Dock-Green-style exhortation from a policeman to a villain, urging him to give himself up; c.f. "It's a fair cop, guv".
https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/people/perfectly-named-addres...
The most famous example of the phrase I'm aware of is when Delia Smith, a septuagenarian TV cook, exhalted her home Norwich City fans with a drunken slurred voice at half time over the PA system.
This is what made the spectacle of a drunken Delia shouting it at a crowd all the more absurd.
I think it must be an age thing? I've never heard of Dixon of Dock Green (born late 80s/early 90s). If I asked anyone I know how they connect that phrase, it'd be Delia.
Anyway, thanks for engaging.
I never saw Dixon either, but the phrase seems pretty common and well known.
The downvote thing is annoying...it would be nicer if people just replied
Q: Where does a policeman live?
A: 999 Letsby Avenue.
999, of course, being the UK's emergency number.
That means in the UK it's possible to almost definitively identify, for example, the longest address.
Whereas in other countries that question is unanswerable, because who's to say whether a given building's address is "32 Vassar St, Cambridge MA" or whether it's "Massachusetts Institute of Technology Computer Science & Artificial Intelligence Laboratory, 32 Vassar St, Cambridge MA" ?
*I believe the top of the funnel for the UPRN process is council tax registration which not all buildings need
For example some village halls aren't listed in PAF - perhaps because they can't receive mail? And structures like electrical transformers aren't listed (even when they're built of brick and on their own separate plot of land).
New build properties supposedly appear in the PAF before construction is completed - but that depends on both the builder, and the PAF user getting the latest updates.
PAF is a list of delivery points to which they can deliver mail. So for example the place I work isn't listed, you can't deliver mail to it even though it's a large building with multiple entrances and you'd obviously be able to direct people here specifically, but mail "for us" goes to some admin building several minutes walk away across campus.
UPRNs are issued for structures that aren't houses or even buildings.
10010457355 is Stonehenge, for example, and 10022990231 is the Angel of the North.
I have also seen lamp posts, EV chargers and fibre infrastructure street cabinets receive them. No need to be a house or building!
It's also a pretty interesting dataset to explore
[0] https://geoportal.statistics.gov.uk/datasets/ons-postcode-di...
32 VASSAR ST
CAMBRIDGE MA 02139-4309
Oh, good grief. From this very article:
>The widely stated ‘fact’ that all you need to provide is a house number and postcode for your post to reach the right address is not always true. There are many instances of different buildings having the same number and postcode.
But, if read as "Mail can (often, usually, generally) be sent with just a postcode and door number" then it's perfectly true of the UK. And that's a great achievement. I've seen far worse postcode systems.
Real world naming always has special cases, so no surprise there. This doesn't entirely invalidate the general point.
This is because the village is split between two borough councils, and each started from 1 when numbering their street. So one of them is "280 Manchester Road, Frogstall, Rochdale, Greater Manchester" and the other is "280 Manchester Road, Frogstall, Oldham, Greater Manchester".
Exasperatingly I can't find the exact address again.
My former property (a duplex) had the same repeat addresses as a financial advisor, health spa, and post office. Many people showed up over the years, looking for such services from a decrepit 100 year old cabin located miles away from their intended destination.
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When I attempted to resolve this numbering issue, the postmaster made it very clear that people would fight this (and did). After eight years, I recently moved away [and nothing has been resolved].
A system that used Postcodes for geocoding (not a great idea) was choking on PO Box codes that belong to districts (such as W1A in the London W district), but don't really correspond to actual street addresses.
This also catches some people out who will unintentionally use the PO Box postcode alongside the full street address of a business for example.
I've also worked on the TV Licensing systems (yes, the one that sends you scary letters every year). That has its own database of postcodes and addresses and I got to spend lots of time on the funny rules there.
How come the separate database vs the Postcode Address File? Sounds like you could write an interesting "Things programmers mistakenly believe about UK addresses" post very easily :-)
They cite the example of churches that don't receive post, I guess if somebody had a TV there & used it to watch live broadcast TV then the building would need a TV license. I do wonder when the TV Licensing door knockers would show up trying to gain entry... during a church service seems a little inappropriate!
1: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2006/jul/13/epublic.g...
Or even better, try "Minus Two, Woodend Lane, Cam, Stroud"
No two geocoding services agree on the correct answer.
In Richmond, VA, there is a historic building which at present is owned by the Black History Museum. It is 00 Clay Street. That's two zeros. It's the coolest address I know of.
It got a new postcode because there were too many delivery points for my initial assigned postcode so they split it. Twice.
I find this arrangement to be the most convenient one, and I've found it quite often in villages in France.
No need for "bis" or "3a" or "3 ½" house numbers, and a consistent method to obtain the position of a house based on its house number.
Another truly perverse thing is that if you're on I-91, the exits for I-89 have numbers (10 A and B). On the other hand, if you're on I-89, there are no exit numbers for the I-91 exits. What? How?!
Distance is not used to rank each property.
Our road in the _campagne_ has two houses: number 50 (50m from the start of the road) and number 70 (at 70m).
Here's a counter-example: https://www.google.com/maps/dir/43.5909519,7.1060244/43.5939...
Edit: the alleged address is: 9156 Mill Ln, Ilketshall St Andrew, Beccles NR34 8JL, UK
In the dataset of all UK property sales since 1995 (http://prod.publicdata.landregistry.gov.uk.s3-website-eu-wes...) there are other houses on that street but their "street numbers" are names like "CHERRY TREES" or "BLACKSMITHS" and that one house is "9156". So I don't immediately see where the other houses numbered "below 2000" are. Maybe not on Mill Ln, but other streets? In any case, Google maps has two street numbers for the house: 9156 but also 56: https://www.google.com/maps/place/56+Mill+Ln,+Beccles+NR34+8...
Linley Terrace the sign says... then in small writing, 'This side only'. The other side of the road is Linley Avenue!
You can see the signs on each side on this streetview
28 Linley Terrace https://maps.app.goo.gl/CapSpetAsm3pDzx98
Although it’s disputable whether they are a part of the UK, or separate administrations that have postcodes designed to look like a UK postcode!
Is there a rule on how big a post code is supposed to be?
(Now, my current postcode in the UK is just the single house. That for example feels way too small to me.)
Which means that unlike (5 digit) ZIP codes and German Postal codes, UK Postcodes are typically pretty useful for navigation - people will often enter a postcode into a Sat-Nav to reach a home or business. However, sometimes this can entirely fail - e.g. for a historic house on a large estate which may have access some hundreds of meters away from the postcode indicated location, and so sometimes you'll see a separate postcode to put into your Sat-Nav !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDI7GejJSjk
City/overseas territory*
The odds and evens are usually also allocated sequentially and independently, so it can be incredibly annoying when you're looking at the numbers on the wrong side of the road thinking you're getting close when you're actually walking away from the house because the numbers are much higher or lower on the other side.
Gobsmacked to read, now half away around the globe, that 50 years later that’s still more or less the case…
Everyone in the estate who lives in flat 9 or lower in their respective buildings has the same issue, and the issue also occurs in a bunch of other new builds in the city.
BX5 5BD
Is a postcode to use when sending mail to HMRC(the UK tax office), but that address doesn't exist anywhere if you try searching for it. Royal Mail is the only company that can deliver post to that address too, they have the internal mapping to know where it needs to go - no other courier company will accept letters to that address. And, annoyingly - Royal Mail's own online postage store doesn't accept it as a valid address, you have to buy stamps and hand-write the address.
https://www.gov.uk/government/organisations/hm-revenue-custo...
I used to live in flat on the top floor which received mail as either "TFL" (for top-floor, flat on the left", or "Flat 6". Different companies used different formats for the address.
I'd lived in GFL "ground-floor, flat left" and "GFR" for "Ground-floor, flat-right" as well. But never in a middle floor. I assume they would be MFL and MFR respectively. But who knows?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Edinburgh/comments/16rpbsc/differen...
If you have to deal with a pre-pay meter going in, or just a change in meter they usually screwed up the MPR number with the address and end up replacing the wrong one.
And I lived in Edinburgh for 13 years, mostly in tenement flats - so it was always a hassle.
Our end clients were large companies, such as utilities/marketing, who sent in their (incomplete/wrong) data - and were provided with healthy data.
Such data was used for validating buildings, for example a gas company checking for fraud or voting registration.
I learned a great deal about something so often overlooked!
Flat <number>
<Post code>
UK
is enough to uniquely identify my address.A school friend didn't believe I would successfully receive mail addressed with only my forename and postcode.
(Until he tried it and I brought the received letter to school.)
My favourite is still the one addressed to "gobshites", which was delivered to their parliament as the sender intended
https://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/consumer/phone-interne...
Singapore 123456I live in a terrace, and four of us share a ginnel that my house sits over, splitting the terrace into a 2/2 on the ground, and fully attached 4 above.
My ‘ground attached’ neighbour is great, shares it no problem and has full access to my garden. The neighbour on the other side of the ginnel has blocked access for her ‘ground attached’ neighbour by building a greenhouse infront of the gate, so she must store her bins on the street rather than her back garden and be deprived of the ability to wash her car, get a window cleaner for her rear windows etc.
https://theviewfrombradwellcommon.wordpress.com/2019/12/31/m...
Now I'm wondering if it's possible to register an irrational number like Pi. I suppose "Pi" could be a house name but I would want it to be the number.
(In case you're wondering "why 47?", for some reason our street doesn't have a no.47, so it would have been a fairly benign joke)
Though it may be a house name rather than a number.
So far I’ve already lived in places where a number+postcode were insufficient, where one building had multiple postcodes, on a one-word street, and I worked at an ‘& a half’ address. The street number thing I’ve noticed is mostly that as buildings have grown since the numberings were introduced, they became much less sequential so you see a lot more round numbers – buildings would rather be number 20 than 19 (and they’d really like to be number one), for example.
They aren't streets.
They are blocks of flats or small terraces all around the Bedworth Water Tower.
Here is Lye Corner with Emes Walk in the background:
https://gnb-user-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/cnb/images/suttons...
And here are Old Penns Yard and Bucklers Yard next to each other:
https://media.rightmove.co.uk/249k/248921/86331009/248921_c8...
Take nothing for granted. Everything requires upkeep, maintenance, and renewal. This applies to buildings, ethics, cultures, laws, borders, militaries, and constitutions.
"No.10" I think would be a pretty good answer for shortest address most likely to arrive at a specific building. You might get away with "#10"?
Although, post for Number 10, Downing Street, might be actually processed elsewhere; so maybe it's a fail.
You can try it.
12345 El Camino Real
Can be found in San Diego, Los Altos Hills, and Atascadero.
Real means Royal not double.
It's a pun: https://foldoc.org/El+Camino+Bignum
What’s even cooler is that, in L.A. at least, block numbers are assigned so as to “sync” with each other; the 9800 block of Sepulveda is due exactly west of the 9800 block of La Cienega. And, cooler still, the 9800 block of both streets (actually, pretty much any north-south street) will be between 98th and 99th streets.
The address numbering system in L.A. is surprisingly effective and consistent for a town that is essentially a patchwork of dozens of independent cities, with a mountain running through the middle of it to boot.
Almost all websites are hooked into this so filling out an address is usually just type in your postcode & select your flat number from the list.