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Everyone in the room thought the situation was funny. There's not really anything deeper to probe there, nor is it a reflection on "TheHE UNiTeteDS TtaTeS HAatTs SEx".
The US does have a pretty weird relationship with sexual topics though.
Being one of the most prolific porn (and especially family porn) producers, really sexualised advertising and media, yet going batshit crazy when a nipple is shown on TV. The hyper aversion to LGBT topics in some areas. The Don't ask, don't tell, the bans on education on LGBT topics.. I find it really strange how these extremes can be reconciled.
PS: I am not the person you replied to though, but it does all surprise me a lot. Where I'm from there is less moral upheaval about these topics, more of "as long as you're having consensual adult fun it's great".
However I do see part of this mindset blowing over. Especially in terms of hate against transsexual people (like what's also seen very strongly in Floriday). I have many trans friends so it bothers and worries me.
But one thing I've noticed in all my years here, is that there's national philosophical disputes. And these disputes are defined by hardliners on all sides of an issue, and they are basically irreconcilable. Sex is one such topic. Discussion of sex with minors in a school setting is another (distinct with just general sex). Abortion (again, variant of sex) is another. Transgenerism is another one, recently added. LGTBQ discussion in schools is another.
Because of the start schism on all those topics, they tend to invade around any of those issues being discussed.. And in this, is all about sex. The helium-filled blowup doll floating around the Lounge Lizards' screen sure puts a point on it! And it's all about sex.
But even the creators added in a "kid trap", with now what is really dated questions. Even they knew that was a line you don't cross. (But that puberty-18 age meant you probably knew these and played anyway. But that was the fun of cheating the system.)
Unfortunately nuance and the complexity of any society isn’t conveyed via news, television or movies, which is the main way people are exposed to other cultures.
https://archive.org/details/msdos_Leisure_Suit_Larry_1_-_Lan...
There are several of these sites to play DOS games on, and I suspect some are just cribbing archive.org since most have the exact same library with exact same issues in their copies.
For example I was looking for Operation Neptune and found it on archive.org, but it doesn't have any sound. And neither does every other copy I could find to play online in browser.
https://archive.org/details/msdos_Super_Solvers_Operation_Ne...
So get your emulator in there I'd say!
https://www.fanatical.com/en/bundle/leisure-suit-larry-retro...
and then the most recent two for another $1:
Who was the inventive genius behind the Apple computer?
a. Bill Gates
b. Steve Wozniak
c. Ken Williams
d. Steve Russell
First, I absolutely loved the "age check" at the beginning. It was an absolute ROAST of the concept. Questions likely MOST answerable by people still in "secondary schools". By nerdier ... members of that set, in fact. And yet, exactly the veneer that, say, a "Niedermeyer" might 'take at face value', so-to-speak. Lampooning the (effectively 'Confucianist', whether Asian or not) 'adults' that way was such a highlight.
Second - ha, I can barely remember much in the way of details, such as they were, from the actual games! If anything, I remember that there were some enjoyable puzzles, including in the realm of dialogue and 'moves' towards goals and sub-goals. Those games were really like the ice-cream sundaes all games were at the time, with a ... slightly different 'cherry on top' than the type found in other games.
(I still preferred King's Quest, Space Quest, 7th Guest ... Under A Killing Moon ... so many games more or less similar in fundamentals, but, different fleshy drupes on top. And that, is the kind of apparently warped thinking [as judged against the majority, it seems] that leads to browsing this site right now.)
*And yet, somehow, I seem to have been misled by Mr Brooks as to what sorts of tests would be involved when it came to 'UNIX'*
Does this ring a bell? This was in the 80s and I was probably 11 or something. Not all details are clear.
Thanks.
Edit: Found a video about it. Seems you only had 3 guesses and no hint what name you should decipher in the first place!
I learned a lot of things in that game, but not what the mysterious terms "leisure suit" or "lounge lizard" meant...
Of course kids our age wanting access to a game like that would have no issue brute forcing the limited number of questions - we were used to waiting often many minutes for games to load, or spending hours typing game listings in from magazines - repeatedly retrying an "age" protection like that was no harder or more annoying than any number of the other things we endured in the quest for access to games.
In comparison the age check of Leisure Suit Larry was part of the fun - increasing the feeling we were about to get access to something forbidden.
Have many memorable moments. it is one of those games that enhanced my level of English a lot! ;-)
A lounge lizard was someone that frequented the type of pick-up orientated disco/lounge/night clubs that were the rage at the time.
'lounge' as a type of bar with easy listening or jazz 'soft music' in the background often used as pick-up grounds seem to have been mostly an american thing, although I wouldn't be surprised if they were common in Germany too for some reason.
edit: I suppose 'wine bars' are the modernish (european) equivalent to american 'lounge' bars, but I have no idea if they were similar in their 80s incantation since I never had any interest in wine bars at that time.
But...
Realized I need to temper what I wrote about the 'roast' aspect of the "age check". Specifically, I think there IS a (deeper) wisdom to the setup, and a more nuanced satire of "age restrictions". What I will offer here is more the conclusion I drew years ago - drowned out temporarily by not having thought about the game in years and by the strength of the relived 'glee' at the seeming "hurling of the hammer into the 'Big Brother'" face* that I quickly realized the system could be taken to represent.
While labeled something like "age check" - the simple-minded approach, the question-based system IS more what you'd ~rationally want: a maturity check (perhaps not quite the best word, but, will do for now). I.e., what's the point in restricting access to the content in that game if someone is already at a point where they know and/or can dig up the kinds of information queried for in those questions?
I always love the example of Benjamin Franklin, the dude became an apprentice printer at 12, began writing letters that were published under a pseudonym in the guise of a middle-aged widow around the age of 15 or 16, began influencing the politics of the era in significant ways around that same age, fled his apprenticeship and lived as a fugitive for a bit when 17 ... founded a successful newspaper at 23, etc. The world was different, and some of that was more the usual than it would be today. But, at the same time, Franklin himself WAS unusual - particularly 'fast', intelligent, clever ... and, that is the point. People both on average AND as individuals do not conform to such 'simple boxes'.
Age is a practical, reasonable, and simple system - in some sense, exactly the right system. About the only reasonable system (as a parameter for sale / no sale, basically). And yet, it's also obviously rubbish. The 'question system' IS almost certainly better - more reasonable / accurate in certain ways (aside from the additional limitation / potential jest in multiple choice ... so someone who is 5 is getting in at least some of the time, which also doesn't seem unreasonable to some degree) - and also great parody of perhaps the entire concept and us more generally (e.g., the literally MOST COUNTERPRODUCTIVE thing you can do - try to hide information about a BASIC BIOLOGICAL DRIVE that has an extremely serious side).
* If unfamiliar, look up Apple 1984 commercial or similar (terms)
I'm sure there was/is a crack for every LSL to ignore the answer or skip asking entirely.
0. https://allowe.com/games/larry/tips-manuals/lsl1-age-quiz.ht...
a. driving.
b. underwater free-style.
c. brothers.
d. All of the above.
(All answers are correct.)
Agnew, an unreliable source perhaps, claimed to have been threatened.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/opinions/1980/04/20/a...
That is both US-centric and time-period-limited.
Regardless my point is it is a good series and surprisingly tame. Sierra adventures have a ... style but I love them. The main thing is: save a lot. More than you think.
It was more aggravating than Dark Souls. No amount of possible VGA-rendered porn was worth putting up with it.
Crimea, Korean, Chinese and Vietnamese - technically all 4 were, although one was a civil war but a war nonetheless!
"and there stood the pig and the cow!"
har har!
Does not work on mobile. /s