What do we do? Empty the bag? No, we do not. That doesn’t scale.
We create the most elaborate, over the top efficient bag-of-excrement-conveyer-belt you ever came across. We’ll move these babies in no time flat.
Don’t worry about side-loading 24 fonts in 3 formats and whatnot. Especially do not worry about having to load three different trackers to “map” your “customer journeys”.
No sir, your customer journeys are fully mapped, enterprise-ready and surely to be ignored by everyone. We got you covered with QUIC. Reimagining “data transport”, for your benefit.
Edit: Of course I didn’t read the article, but now I did and it’s somehow worse than I thought. “Why TCP is not optimal for today’s web”: no answers. There are literally no answers here. Other than, TCP is old. Old things are difficult.