I found it a perfect avatar already: https://microsofters.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Clippy-e... .
It would animate, and at one point turn into a Picasso, iirc. Trying to find a video of this! Maybe I need to install Office '97.
fwiw: https://the-microsoft-windows-xp.fandom.com/wiki/Office_Assi...
*An encrypted copy of Microsoft Bob was included on Windows XP discs to discourage piracy by consuming more space on the CD and consuming more modem-limited bandwidth.
1. https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/previous-versions/technet-...