At least where I live, there are no seafaring pirates. Unfortunately where I live, there is 0 police response for anything but immediate threats to life. Even if you have an AirTag or Tile on something and know where it's been stolen to, the police do not respond at all. Former police from this area say they prefer not live here or bring their family here because of the shortage and lack of prosecution for even violent assault.
Anyone who lives on a boat, how do you get used to the constant motion? It doesn't make me motion sick but it messes with my equilibrium.