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Or maybe it's three raccoons in a trench coat

I read the title as "two kids in trench coats" and was thinking about Columbine.

Yikes. Has the metaphor really fallen that far out of favor? I guess kids don't really need to sneak into R-rated movies any more.

Same here, the only reason I clicked on the article was to try and find out how they could possibly justify it and then I realized what they meant.