The LLM pretty clearly got the gist of the joke.

The original comment started > Every middle aged former skateboarder turned bartender...

In "proper" written English that should have been "middle-aged former-skateboarder-turned-bartender". But at the end of the comment the author claims to have lost their hyphens (i.e. their ability to use the - symbol). Probably because they were having trouble deciding what parts of that should be hyphenated and just made a joke about it instead.