Maybe you can take risks like that, but I certainly can’t. I don’t think anyone with my name or skin color would be given the benefit of the doubt for even a moment.
Your comment made my day. Eye opening
let me guess, you experience “random selection” events more than the expected amount?
apologies for joking. it must suck.
Oh yes. Reminds me of the XKCD rand() comic!
This sounds like a good way to meet some upset people with expensive sunglasses shortly after you land.
It's not like that at all. The sunglasses aren't that expensive.