McDonald's files patent for making a sandwich (with flowchart)

They key to making a good sandwhich I've found is ...wait for it .....lettuce. Also, lots of mayo and go easy on the meats/cheeses.

Most people lay on layer after layer of meat and cheese (because that's the good stuff right?) And then a few pieces of green and a thin layer of mayo/mustard etc.

When in fact they should go easy on the meat/cheese and use lettuce, tomatoes and whatever else to give the sandwich volume and lots of mayo/mustard to give it that tasty rich flavor.

Mmm, I'm hungry, lunch time.

so... it's a patent for method to use a special spatula that they use to build the "fixins" on, which they later invert onto the bun.

sounds very scientific, i doubt anyone would have ever come up with this, let alone put it to significant commercial use other than mcdonalds. i for one welcome our new mcoverlords.