A Brief, Incomplete and Mostly Wrong DevOps Glossary

I see this one a lot.

Anti-Patterns - Whenever there are difference in opinions, everyone else's ideas become anti-patterns.

Nice!

Reddit suggested these ones:

Observability: Archiving petabytes of log, tracing, and analytics data "in case we need it". Meanwhile, Steve keeps kubectl exec ... /bin/bash into each container to view the logs "real-time".

Data Mesh: Centralized and monolithic data management is too simple and not micro-servicey enough. So DevOps made distributed data management to justify inflating salaries.

Data Mess*

> A career fair masquerading as a tech conference.

Well, isn't that true for pretty much all tech conferences?

Poor Steve, he just wanted to be a modern, agile developer.