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So your expectations were quite high

I was blown away

As a new dad, I really appreciate all the puns here. Making dad jokes in the future should be a breeze.

Is this some kind of wind-up?

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I wasn’t sure what the joke would be when I clicked.

What does this do?

woosh.

Quite literally.