Ask HN: Who wants some free ideas to advertise their startup?

I work in advertising for a living (see my work at ilovechrisbaker.com ) and wanted to get a little more involved in the startup community. Many of the ideas I've done have required no money and little effort and have generated some decent press, and at the very least, a lot of traffic. I'm offering my conceptual services free of charge to a few people who would actually take an idea and make it happen.

So, who needs some awesome ideas?

edit:

1. I'm not a programmer. I'm a useless idea guy. Please see ilovechrisbaker.com for examples. 2. I'd love to help everyone, but even at my day job, I don't nail every single brief. It's kind of hard.

3. Please send links and info in the email. I'll respond later today/tomorrow. Thanks!

4. Also, I'll probably just give you ideas, not like a finished banner ad or poster or anything like that. When I pitch initial ideas at work, they're in paragraph form, just talking about them very loosely. Then we can dive in. JUST SO YOU KNOW!