Seeking: freelance web designer in DFW

We need a local, reasonably talented, decently experienced designer in the Dallas area for freelance work. Prima Donnas, know-it-alls, "rock stars", Sven, and "I only work with the cool stuff" need not apply. We're in business to make money and I'm the only Prima Donna, know-it-all, rock star, "cool toys" guy around here :D

Idea skills: - web design (duh) - flash - css - html - dhtml/javascript (nothing heavy)

It would be swell if you knew php, but it's a huge plus, not a requirement.

if you are NOT PHYSICALLY located in the Dallas area, please do not bother wasting my time