> Because in the last 30 years I've not run into a situation where I needed to have clients execute SQL queries on tiny, static databases let alone still need to potentially update them also.
It was not uncommon in the early 2000's for applications targeting mobile professionals and sales types to work this way, except that instead of SQLite they used things like Notes¹, Jet² and MSDE³. By modern standards these would be considered "tiny mostly static databases" often not exceeding a gigabyte. Instead of connecting over the internet they used serial dial-up file transfer protocols to synchronize with a central database or a mainframe. People would typically download information in the morning, make updates offline and synchronize at the end of the day. A slow trickle of periodic bidirectional updates insured everyone had a reasonably fresh copy of the information they needed.
1- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HCL_Domino