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You're absorbing the radiation wrong.

I'd suggest standing under the sun, great way to absorb radiation :).

I think the parent comment was poking fun at apple telling consumers they were holding the phones wrong, back when the case was part of the antenna and calls would drop.

Ahhh, another instance of Poe's law.

>>> Poe's law is an adage of internet culture saying that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views

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[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

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