I can’t believe Folgers still exists. Isn’t it just the average of the entire planets coffee output blended and roasted blandly?

Edit: I stand corrected https://www.folgerscoffee.com/coffee/ground/ground-mardi-gra...

I would say that one is a coffee aficionado, the other, is a caffeine enjoyer, and will take it in any convenient form.

Both parties still enjoy caffiene.