I read a Time article which used an LLM to generate Onion-style headlines and the best one they got was “rural town up in arms over depiction in summer blockbuster ‘Cow Fuckers.’” Crude, admittedly.

This one ironically works out

> What do you call a vacation where you go to the beach, but come back with sand in your shoes?

> A vacation where you go to the beach, but come back with sand in your shoes.

Made me exhale strongly through my nose. 10/10

I'm pretty sure Luminous Base Control here stopped 1 step away from a great joke. I will just go ahead and assume the answer is "a vacation":

I'm not sure if this is the right category, but here goes: What do you call a vacation that's too short? A...

What is with so many of them using some scarecrow winning an award?

The confetti has truly left the cannon.