The creativity of people to break things by misusing them is unbound. Fix your bugs, fix non-bugs that seem like "foreseeable misuse". Don't fix "my users are in outer space" non-bugs.
Why the fuck do Azure and Google Collab mess with LD_PRELOAD. Why do Clickhouse crashes when it does? Does it rely on unspecified behavior or are the preload libraries problematic? Is the preloaded library buggy?
It looks like an arms race where stome piece of software forces use of a particular version of library instead of using what's in the system (but not static linking), then someone else use LD_PRELOAD to force back the use of the system library, and then other software ban LD_PRELOAD to counter the counter. I understand that some ugly things are sometimes needed to make software work, but think of the collateral damage.