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There are 86k seconds in a day. 345 600 seconds in 4 days.
This quantum-slowing effect reduces the speed by 100 000 000 000.
Administratium is about as close to the actual speed of the reaction as it is to the slowed-speed reaction.
Let x = administartium slowdown effect = 4 days / 1 second
x = 4 days * 24 hours / day
x = 96 hours * 60 minutes / hour
x = 5760 minutes * 60 seconds / minute
x = 345600 seconds
Wrote this out to also convince myself, I am 35, did physics for 3 years in undergrad, and am apparently still bamboozled by orders of magnitude regularly. Completely unintuitive!
In fact, lemme do it in reverse, I'm shocked.
Given x = slowdown factor = 100B = 100_000_000_000
x = 100_000_000_000 seconds / (60 seconds / minute)
x = 1_666_666_666 / (60 minutes / hour)
x = 27_777_777 hours / 24 hours / day
x = 1_157_407 days / 365 days / year
x = 3,170 years!
1 million seconds == 11.57 days
1 billion seconds == 31.71 years