I made this page. To the design critics: I wish I could have spent more time ironing out the kinks. But I couldn't afford another day. That's why I'm hiring a full time visual designer! The next single-use, throw-away ad will be a model of true perfection. We'll likely run a private beta for it. We'll A/B test the copy, conduct extensive cross-browser, cross-device testing too.

:-P I do genuinely appreciate your feedback. But you've got to choose your battles with everything you do, always. Including with design. I'm betting / hoping that the flaws on this page won't stop it doing its job.