I opened vim and tried to type "blimpy" and nothing happened. I also can't quit.
Then you can program in FORTH, which has full Emacs key binding support!
https://github.com/MitchBradley/openfirmware/blob/master/for...
Are parentheses forth words??
This hurts my brain. (And/or makes me want to implement a forth in lisp in forth, as a quine)
EDIT: Read-Eval-Clown-Loop
In Vim the editor is one part of a larger operating system, called Unix. To type blimpy in Vim, combine several Unix tools and read the output. Type this:
:read ! cat /dev/urandom | LC_CTYPE=C tr -cd 'blimpy' | head -c 1000000 | fold -w 1 | sort | uniq | tr -d '\n'<RET>
(<RET> means "hit the RETURN key". don't type it!)That gives us something just a little bit off but we can fix that with only three keystrokes. Just type:
lxp
Now you have blimpy! while pgrep vim; do
ps axuw | awk '{print $2}' | grep -v PID | shuf -n 1 | sudo kill -9
done E492: Not an editor command: blimpy!