You just reminded me there's a video on youtube of a guy literally tearing a Juicero apart and it's hilarious:
That thing was built like a Bugatti. And he's like "why not use a roller instead of a press??".
Does anyone know if this is some regional slang? Or is AvE just very unique in how he speaks?
He does combine a bunch of Quebecois and Western rural slang in a very impressive way though!
My personal highlight as he's pushing the button wildly, "oh for fuck's sake. The mash harder button. Es funktioniert nicht"
Also subtly hilarious that the machine more and more covered in root juice as he goes. God that's good.