>I would have thought by now they'd have hacked 2 patch-pump AIDs to work simultaneously.
As you pointed out, the problem is not really hardware. It could technically be done in a straightforward way using two independently controlled insulin pumps, but the complexity and risk of the whole operation goes way up if you are taking way more insulin. Taking a bunch of insulin and glucagon at the same time is not necessarily a great idea either - they don't just annihilate each other without consequence and you could end up with secondary effects like gaining a bunch of weight.
>Because this feels like a holy grail / functional cure
Unfortunately it is not; even dual hormone systems have problems keeping up w/ the kinetics of glucose absorption and to address this there is also research into tri-hormonal systems, w/ amylin as the third hormone. In any case you will still need some a-priori info about meals and planned activities, though less so than with a single hormone system. Integration of exogenous data sources to provide this info to the APS is what we are working on at Replica.
Also, hate to be the bearer of bad news but beta bionics has shelved their dual hormone ambitions for now; their prototype device soon to be released is insulin-only. On the bright side there is a small Dutch company whose tech predates beta-bionics. They sell a dual hormone device and will give it to you for a ton of $ (and probably have you sign a bunch of waivers): https://www.inredadiabetic.nl/en/discover-the-ap/