If some of those ever manifest themselves, I may reconsider.

What about a poster of good outcomes in front of a dystopia?

"The King is happy on his Throne, and the people are pleased" obviously winning in battle is a good outcome, since your enemies are now dead or slaved.

"Rome demands victory from her Generals" .. and those who tried and failed, were publicly killed. As they still do in China actually.

we can do better than this