> Tell people to implement a Lisp down on the imperative language of the machine.
FWIW, my understanding is that the statement "God exists" in Aristotle is equivalent to the statement: "You cannot say it is Xs all the way down; there must be a base layer which is unchangeable (which we call God)."
Could there be a hint here that programming-deity is either: a) imperitive at heart; or b) inordinately fond of garbage collection?