I dunno, seems about right to me. It's only something like 60ish million people and there are somewhere around 5 billion internet users. Obviously who will be checking the site isn't expected to be perfectly even but that's why the number is also 3x higher than plain user count would suggest.
> screen sizes (I thought this was going to be a win because apple consistency, but all values are <0.1% -- except depth, which is best on Safari and identical on FF/Chrome/Edge. Do people not make their browsers the full screen size? (not clicking green expand)).
Screen size, not browser size. Even on the exact same make and model hardware the OS UI scale setting will alter the reported screen dimensions in the browser. The same is true with people who change the default browser zoom in the browser instead.