Bored Apes investors sue Sotheby's, Paris Hilton, etc. as NFT prices collapse

They fucked around, found out, and then decided to sue.

Idiots gonna idiot.

I hate nfts, but I hope this lawsuit is tossed out as an object lesson.

Not "investors", "marks".

Oh no, their digital tulips!

Though on second thought that's hardly a fair comparison. At least if you planted a tulip bulb you might get a beautiful flower for your efforts. An NFT of a mutated ape is good for precisely bupkis.