Something playing on CSV could work - CSVlad or CSViper or CSVi
I assumed from the HN headline that Modern CSV version 2 was an iteration on some new CSV specification.
[1]: Newline-delimited JSON, http://ndjson.org/
CSV is one of those things that are everywhere because it is “obvious”. Then we have to deal with 100 interpretations of “obvious” decades later, since not enough people care about standardization.
i can't be the only dev who saw this headline and wondered whether some entity was pushing for a csv standardization (e.g. guarantees about encoding, escaping, etc.)