I had the same reaction upon learning that curl can talk LDAP.
Also, curl can talk ftp, upload and download. Which is super useful when dealing with legacy things.
C:>curl --version
curl 8.2.1 (x86_64-w64-mingw32) libcurl/8.2.1 OpenSSL/3.1.2 (Schannel) zlib/1.2.13 brotli/1.0.9 zstd/1.5.5 WinIDN libssh2/1.11.0 nghttp2/1.55.1 ngtcp2/0.18.0 nghttp3/0.14.0 libgsasl/2.2.0
Release-Date: 2023-07-26
Protocols: dict file ftp ftps gopher gophers http https imap imaps ldap ldaps mqtt pop3 pop3s rtsp scp sftp smb smbs smtp smtps telnet tftp ws wss
Features: alt-svc AsynchDNS brotli gsasl HSTS HTTP2 HTTP3 HTTPS-proxy IDN IPv6 Kerberos Largefile libz MultiSSL NTLM SPNEGO SSL SSPI threadsafe UnixSockets zstd
C:\>cd temp
C:\Temp>curl --version
curl 8.0.1 (Windows) libcurl/8.0.1 Schannel WinIDN
Release-Date: 2023-03-20
Protocols: dict file ftp ftps http https imap imaps pop3 pop3s smtp smtps telnet tftp
Features: AsynchDNS HSTS HTTPS-proxy IDN IPv6 Kerberos Largefile NTLM SPNEGO SSL SSPI threadsafe Unicode UnixSockets
Kind of like the sysadmins removing any scripting languages and compilers from servers to avoid giving rogue processes any leg up. It's legitimately making it harder for baddies to exploit a way in. ...Though it's never been easier to package your own interpreter (micropython or equivalent), so I don't expect it slows people down much.
In the mindset of MS: legit devs should package their own tooling, and baddies shouldn't get the freebies.