He forgot he wasn't 18 and not somewhat overweight. Jock things.
As a teen I actually went to a Windows 95 Launch event at a convention centre.
Don't remember if there was any dancing.
They were so clueless that they didn't even know that doing this is a bad idea.
Aren't they mostly billionaires? What was the bad idea?
They would probably have slighlty more money if they promoted the product in comptent and non-embarrasing way. Not to mention, they wouldn't embarass themselves.