Ask HN: Are there any GOOD Postgres loggers out there?

Hey HN,

Do you guys know of any GOOD Postgres loggers out there? I'm not taking about the ones made for Robots. I want to see some sexy ones. Since many days I have been installing pgAudit on my AWS RDS instance and to get logs into the Cloudwatch and then query them using CloudwatchLogs is a HUGE HUGE mess. And the resulting queries are so bloated with unnecessary information. I want to build a SEXY logger myself. Like get a slack message when your developer f*cks up by deleting a table in production. I don't want to go to cloudwatch logs and make queries and format them. I just want to know in a single statement what he has done and when. Do you guys know any such tools?