It's unfortunate that Austin, such a creative and progressive city, is surrounded by the rest of Texas.
Which leads me to a much better quote.
"Fuck You! I'm from Texas."
The guy wasn't even arrested in Texas. He was arrested by the Feds... who Texans usually have no love for. Succeed is on bumper stickers here. But yeah, I admit... Texas enforcement and sentencing can be BS. So don't break our laws and we wont break you.
Took me a minute to figure out what that bumper sticker was supposed to mean, but it's perfect.