Or that doesn't count as MOND because it effectively adds another source of gravity and thus dark matter in disguise?
[1] https://journals.aps.org/prx/pdf/10.1103/PhysRevX.11.041050
For that matter, how is QM considered to be an effective model when we can't even reconcile it with gravity?
And if you say "don't take it seriously until it explains all those things" then why should anyone bother to do the heavy lifting for all that math?
Let me make a different suggestion: As soon as you have one or two very interesting observations that modern GR can't explain that are apparently gravitational, then you should start encouraging people to take it seriously and start working on the hard math.
It's a misconception that MOND involves abandoning GR:
Fluid dynamics is a field of study, not any kind of model. Navier-Stokes is just what you get when you apply F=ma to Newtonian fluids.