I'm going to consolidate replies to all three of your comments here and only going to address specific salient points that I think are the crux of disagreements:
Re: Bayesian inference and logic
To clarify, I was informally referring to the standard correspondence with propositional logic [1], but generalizations of this to include quantifiers also seem possible [2].
That said, I agree that my simple sketch is not a good justification for Solomonoff Induction, so a poor attempt at a summary on my part.
Re: A "system" is not a function. I don't know a formal definition of a system, but if you're talking about whatever the human brain is doing that's likely to be more easily modelled as a Turing machine.
If you agree that a system can be modelled as a function, then there's a formal equivalence. That's what "is" means to me.
Certainly you can insist on a definition for "is" that's more like a small-step operational semantics to more faithfully model internals, but for the purposes of this discussion, I don't think the internal details matter if the observable inputs and outputs are the same. If a human brain "is" equivalent to some Turing machine, then I can also say that it "is" equivalent to some term in the lambda calculus.
Re: If, by any chance, you think of the brain as a universal Turing machine (UTM)
The brain can be described by a finite state automaton due to the Bekenstein Bound. So it's not a universal Turing machine, strictly speaking. Certainly it would be interesting to know how the internals of the brain work in minute detail, but that's ambitious.
Re: They have consistently failed because the pieces of the puzzle don't fit.
I'm curious specifically what doesn't fit. I understand there's tension between logic and probability, and learning and human-like reasoning are obviously still burgeoning fields, but the rest seem fairly well explored with plenty of correspondences.
Re: I think in modern machine learning people have simply given up on trying to make any coherent image out of the puzzle pieces and just bashed them until they yielded and are now wedged together in incongruous patterns that sort of show some kind of image, there.
Which is kinda what you'd expect from evolution by natural selection.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayes%27_theorem#Correspondenc...
[2] https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/W8YscokXMiDnLKJ96/bayesian-i...