> Given the level of snark and off-topicness, I presume you don't actually expect me to answer the question with dozens of different methods.

Dozens of different methods to ... buy crypto? You can keep them.

I would trust something like Kagi more than any crypto exchange to keep my privacy.

You are right that it may not be a good idea to have all your searches tied to your identity, but mixing crypto into that won't help.